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Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via tulletulle) <3 (via chasburgersandscreebs) |
1.Take another woman’s man. Not intentionally, that is. Even though all’s fair in love and war and it ain’t no sin.
2. Try to be anything but myself at all times, publicly and privately, except on the stage or screen, for that’s where acting belongs.
3. Cook, bake, sew, wash dishes, peel…
1. Had a threesome.
2. Been drunk.3. Touched a real gun.4. Done drugs.5. Wrote on a bathroom stall.6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself.7. Had sex.8. Got into a fist fight.9. Used Twitter.
10. Listened to Lady Gaga.
11. Been in a car accident.12. Gotten suspended.
13. Gotten expelled.14. Got a computer virus.
15. Had a hand-written diary.
16. Been allergic to something.17. Had a dog.18. Had a cat.
19. Been pregnant.20. Had a pregnancy scare.21. Had unprotected sex.22. Camped out.23. Swam in the ocean.24. Wore a bikini.
25. Meet someone online in person.26. Made a survey.
27. Used ICQ.
28.
Failed a class for the year.
29. Repeated a grade.
30. Went to summer school.31. Got the high honor roll.32. Got the regular honor roll (A’s and B’s).
33. Learned to speak another language fluently.34. Read an entire book.
35. Recorded my own music.
36. Had an xBox.
37. Listened to Rammstein.
38. Wore fishnets.39. Bought skinny jeans.40. Been in love.41. Hated someone.42. Been cheated on.43. Cheated on someone.44. Had a significant other.45. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex.46. Practiced Christianity.47. Worn makeup.48. Had a cavity.49. Had surgery.50. Had my license.51. Been to college.
52. Graduate.53. Attempted suicide.
54. Worn colored contacts.
55. Painted my nails black.56. Broken someone’s heart.57. Had my heart broken.58. Cried for an hour straight.59. Lost something very valuable.60. Had sex in a car.
61. Got separated from my parents as a kid.
62. Broken a bone.63. Gotten stung by a bee.64. Eaten something bad/expired.65. Threw up from being so drunk.
66. Had to put a pet to sleep.
67. Participated in a swinger’s party.68. Owned an iPod.
69. Owned an iPhone.
70. Fell for a best friend.
71. Stole a friend’s significant other.72. Got a computer virus.73. Went away from home for more than a week.74. Moved out.
75. Ran away.76. Teased my brother/sister.77. Gotten into a fist fight.78. Been to the hospital.79. Had food poisoning.80. Had a job.
81. Been fired.82. Lied to a friend.83. Lied to a family member.84. Lied to a significant other.
85. Posted a video on YouTube.86. Started a rumor about someone.
87. Deliberately failed a test.88. Dropped out of school.
89. Gotten my “private parts” pierced.90. Been skinny dipping.
91. Counted to a million.
92. Counted to a thousand.93. Ate deer meat.94. Ate duck meat.95. Had fast food.96. Been to church.
97. Been to a synagogue.
98. Been married.
99. Had a divorce.
100. Broken a window.
homemade marshmallows and gummys last night. the gummys were delicious and peach flavored. the marshmallows…i will find out tonight with i cut them! next time i make something like that, ill read all the way through. im not patient enough to wait over-night for delicious sweet treats.
turned 26 yesterday.
cant say that i feel anything less than 36 right now, but i ate cake, so im happy.
cupcake fondue and wine spritzers saturday afternoon to celebrate. *ahhh
two steps forward, three steps back. or is it two and one?
either way, im moving in the opposite direction i want to be going.
ah well, at least my sons smart as a tack and cute as a button.

ive spent most of today not working while at work, but ordering cupcake paraphernalia on cute sites like bakeitpretty.com and looking at craftier-than-me blogs and feeling disappointed in myself. i could be doing much more with myself, but im just too tired.
i think im just feeling off because my son turned 2 today and i over-baked his cupcakes for his class by a minute…not that 2 year olds really care, they only eat the icing anyways.

so, tonight: homemade fondant and some sort of delicious cake for his actual birthday party tomorrow.
tomorrow: birthday party! i love my little guy.
sunday: tattoos and fish tacos.
im a busy mama…


